Fables of the Ancients? Folklore in the Qur'an by Alan Dundes
I'll
bet that everyone who knew him has a favorite Alan Dundes story. Here's a
couple of mine. To understand both, you have to know that Dundes was larger
than life in many ways, including physically. I somehow don't want to apply the
adjective "fat" to him, although, yes, he was. Some called him
"a tank," others, "a rhino." He was so formal and so
formidable that I resort to an old-fashioned word, "portly."
I
only ever saw him in a charcoal gray suit, white shirt, and dark tie. And he
knew everything about his field. Students would line up in chairs along
the back of his office wall. They would approach, timidly, one by one. They
would burble about their family's traditional Persian Nawruz celebration, or a
Yiddish joke, or a Peruvian children's game, that is, material that they had
stored in their mind's attic among their most intimate and cherished memories,
and that they thought belonged to them alone, and Dundes would immediately
provide the student with numerous citations to scholarly articles addressing
the very obscure factoid they thought they'd never fully understand. After
their encounter with Dundes, they walked out of his office into an expanded world,
a world of meaning and wonder in which they were playing a vital part every
time they told that half-remembered joke, every time they played that childhood
game. You aren't alone, the scholarship Dundes introduced students to said.
There are others who told the same joke, played the same games. There is a
meaning to all this; there is a story; it is dense and rich and everlasting.
So,
yes, Dundes was big. And he was funny as hell. Hundreds of students registered
for his classes, which were held in an auditorium. He was up there on stage
making us laugh, and then inviting us to eye-opening, even outrageous
interpretations of every day events. He'd weave in something as ordinary as a
traffic sign, cite some Freud, tell a joke, and before you knew it your mind
was pinging around like an explorer's finger on a globe and you had the sense
that life is a wonderful mystery and this guy possessed many of the clues.
One
day he introduced a particularly complex lecture. You had to hang on every word
to grok the unfolding revelation. When he finished, many of us thought we were
in the presence of the smartest guy on a campus with many Nobel Laureates.
At
that moment, a young blonde asked a stupid question. Her question suggested to
us that she hadn't really been listening to the lecture, and that she didn't
care that she was revealing that she hadn't been listening to the lecture. Her
question insulted, and deflated, Dundes. Impatient, aware of his own worth
Dundes sniffed, "That was a stupid question."
We
all gasped. A minute before we had been surfing with him a wave of joyful
discovery. Her cluelessness, and his dismissal, crashed us onto a jetty's
boulders.
Dundes,
dark and massive, paced a few steps; the auditorium was so hushed we could hear
the stage floorboards creak beneath him. Dundes wasn't just arrogant. He was
also charming. His bonhomie returned. He stopped and turned to the young lady.
"I'm sorry," he said to her, in his most tender, grandfatherly aural
caress. "I shouldn't have said that. There's no such thing as a stupid
question."
We
exhaled.
Dundes
paced to the edge of the stage. He swung his bulk around dramatically and
shouted, "But that came pretty damn close!"
We
exploded in laughter.
One
of the regrets of my life is that I found it hard to interact with Dundes, and
he found it hard to interact with me. I'm blue collar. I swept floors and
swabbed toilets before and after his lectures to work my way through Berkeley
grad school. His father was a lawyer; mine, a coal miner. He went to Yale, I,
as he reminded me with typical bluntness, got my BA at an "undistinguished
state school." Dundes told a dumb Polak joke in class. I went to his
office and we yelled at each other. I operated on the assumption that he hated
me; it was only after I finished that I learned from someone else that he had
"pulled strings he didn't know existed" to get me funding.
Ironically, we shared a common ancestral homeland: Poland.
My second story took place more than a decade later, in 2005. I had my PhD, had published work that I assessed was as good as the standard Dundes' superb oeuvre had set for me, and, given that we were now thousands of miles apart and communicating via email, I found it easier to talk to him. I thought that maybe, just maybe, I might someday ask permission to address him by his first name. I sent him an email asking for prayer for my academic career. He responded in an email that enveloped me in a completely new atmosphere. I no longer felt that I was one of a handful of students lining the back of his office wall, awaiting my brief encounter with the great man. He spoke to me as if I were his equal, even his intimate. He spoke about faith. I was overwhelmed. Suddenly I had to relearn how to interact with him. I devoted quiet time to contemplating how to respond to this new Prof. Dundes. And then a friend phoned me and said that he thought that the New York Times obituary for Alan Dundes had been too short. Dundes had collapsed and died of a heart attack while teaching a class he had once taught me, and so many others. To the last, I never got to say all of what I wanted to say to him, in the way that I yearned to say it.