"Bridget
Jones' Baby" is a surprisingly funny, smart, adorable romantic comedy. Yes,
really.
When
I heard that there was going to be another Bridget Jones movie I thought, wow,
that is going to be the worst film of the year. The previous two Bridget Jones
movies combined comedic and romantic highpoints and low points.
In
the first film, "Bridget Jones' Diary," there is the legendary
"I like you just as you are" staircase scene, where the impeccable
and quite possibly inhumanly perfect Colin Firth (as Mark Darcy) walks down a
staircase that showcases his luscious long legs and tells plump, goofy, perpetually
self-sabotaging Bridget Jones (Renee Zellweger) that he likes her just as she
is.
If
you've never seen the film, you can watch that scene – over and over – on youtube,
where fans have posted multiple copies of it, and watched and re-watched it
hundreds of thousands of times. How to find it? Just start typing "I like
you just as…" and Google will finish the sentence for you. There's also a
scene where Mark Darcy cooks dinner with Bridget Jones. If I die watching that
scene, I will die happy.
The
Bridget Jones movies also include hysterically funny fistfights between Colin
Firth and Hugh Grant as the two men vying for Bridget's affections.
But
for all their perfect moments, the Bridget Jones movies also included
cringe-worthy, masochist, misogynist scenes where Bridget is made out to be the
butt of highly humiliating jokes.
And
"Bridget Jones Diary" was released *fifteen years ago.* Renee Zellweger
was already in her thirties. Part of the point of the film was that she was a
spinster who had not found a man and was desperate to do so. Fifteen years
later, Renee Zellweger is 47, subject of a tsunami of articles and internet
posts arguing that she has committed the unforgiveable sin, in a woman, of
aging. She is too damn old, fanboys and girls stamp and shout. She should be
retired to a remote, cloistered nunnery; if she must venture out, it is only
with a bag firmly affixed over her old-lady face.
Zellweger
had plastic surgery and it ruined her, some allege. Others are enraged that she
didn't have enough plastic surgery. Everyone is ready with pitchforks and torches
to burn the lady for surviving past age 25.
And,
finally, a romantic comedy about a woman in her forties who gets pregnant and
does not know who the father is? Yuck.
In
spite of all my misgivings, I went to the theater anyway, and "Bridget
Jones' Baby" rapidly eliminated all my resistance. I laughed out loud
throughout this movie, and I can't remember the last time I laughed so much during
a first run Hollywood comedy. In "Bridget Jones' Baby," the emphasis
is much more on comedy than it is on romance. Everything is played for laughs.
The jokes are broad, low-brow, and slapstick. Don't expect sophisticated wit.
Think nekkid bums and b00bs.
Bridget
Jones is a TV producer. She is single. She and Mark made a go of it, but
separated. He is now married to someone else. Bridget has a couple of one-night
stands and relies on outdated, ecologically friendly prophylactics. Emma
Thompson is her gynecologist. Go see this movie for Thompson's performance
alone. If you don't laugh at her, I don't want to know you.
Patrick
Dempsey is the other potential father. During every scene he's in, all I could
think was, did his mother dip him in a magical river shortly after he was born?
Dempsey is so obscenely handsome. He also comes across as being such a nice
guy. He's just pure pleasure. His fireplace-warm and crackly good humor keeps
the potentially awkward plot bouncing along, never getting too serious or
painful.
I
really think it's a human rights abuse that not every woman is issued her very own
Colin Firth. He is arguably the perfect man. He may be the last living actor
who can convincingly play a gentleman. Again, the film is played for laughs,
but there is one scene that is heartbreakingly real. Firth is informed that
Bridget is pregnant. He is so overwhelmed with emotion that he must leave the
room. It's a small moment, but a poignant one, amidst the rest of the bedroom
farce.
Renee
Zellweger has aged, as have we all. But she's great. She inhabits Bridget, and
steals our hearts.
The
rest of the cast includes Bridget's funny, wacky mom, who is involved in an
election meant to mirror current politics. Those brief scenes are as funny as
the rest of the movie. Bridget's gang of friends are onhand, and seeing them
feels as good as a reunion with your own old gang with whom you raised heck
when you were young. As for the Hugh Grant character … go see the film. I don't
want to spoil it for you.
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